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May I Recommend™: The Golden Dollar Coin
I don’t use cash anymore, because paper money is dirty and has gonorrhea. But if you don’t tip the baristas at Starbucks, they will slip personal foam into your latte. The solution: the dollar coin. As it turns out, you … Continue reading
Like Eating a Big Fat Ugly Baby, Only More Delicious
The Big Fat Ugly: Two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac and cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, … Continue reading
Eat 5 LB Grilled Cheese, Win XXL T-Shirt
13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread, served with hand-cut fries & slaw the way Ohioans like. Surprisingly, not all successful cheese eaters are obese, or dead.
Your Faded Glory Now Available on Amazon
They’re selling reprints of your old yearbook.
Obesity Starter: Krispy Kreme Cheese Burger with Chocolate Bacon
1,000 kC & 65 gms fat for only $5 at the Wisconsin State Fair, starting Aug. 4. (Chocolate-covered bacon $1 extra)
Not Good for You: The PB & J & B
The Fool’s Gold Loaf: 1 hollowed-out loaf of bread, 1 jar of creamy PB, 1 jar of grape jelly, 1 lb bacon. Elvis Presley once flew to Colorado to have one, then shortly thereafter, died.
Sadwich: Dead Bunny on a Bun
Shredded rabbit, $7 at the Arkansas State Fair. Add BBQ sauce and tears to taste.
